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swamp furry

Someone who is classified as a furry, but only because they like human demi characters like cat girls. They generally do not wish to identify as a furry, but they are a furry by definition.
That guy insists on cat girls not being furries. He's such a swamp furry.
by anonymous July 22, 2024
mugGet the swamp furrymug.

Breeding like swamp rats

They breed us in to a ghetto Human population that can no longer support an independent middle class home. They filled the homes with their swamp rat spawn. Now their kids and us live in stacked apartments eating and shitting on top of one another. No land to grow food, paying off the sins of swamp rats with taxes and rent, making life hard for everyone.
Clint Eastwood - how many swamp rats can you fit in one home? They are breeding like swamp rats.
by Universe completion January 27, 2023
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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
mugGet the Swamp Jobmug.

Drain the Swamp

The phrase attributed to Donald Trump describing the United States of America's democratic system before he became president, before eventually revealing himself to be the Swamp!
Hey do you remember when Trump said he'd drain the Swamp?
Yeah, except he can't because he IS the Swamp!
by Boychi January 9, 2021
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Swamp Parking

This means "porking" or the act of having vulgar sex, in the woods like two fat naked street gang bikers.
by Jelly Style 4 LIfe May 7, 2023
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swamp turkey

stop being a swamp turkey.
by samiqueen September 14, 2020
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