beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"

"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."

by Blake Phil D. Basket Griffin March 06, 2014

Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.

"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."

by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

swamp izzo

an epic dj that spams tags like
"swamp izzo"
"giggle"
"lets go"
"gunshots sfx"
"swamp"
"I AM THE MUSIC"
"swah izuh"
"CARTER"
this nigga made I am music
He found future's talent

Shawty wanna go out, yeah, I told her, "Get in my truck"
Bottom line, tonight
I'm tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet (Swamp Izzo, haha)
Tryna beat that pussy up, tryna get that pussy wet

by trimtrimtrimtrimcreationgngshi May 27, 2025

Swamp daddy

A person who wears wife beaters with grease stains, smokes and drinks all day. Also breeds teacup alligators.

Ashlie smoked her weed and drank beer all day like a swamp daddy .

by AmoneyNdaHouse March 12, 2017

swamp daddy

A man hailing from the swamps of the gulf coast region. A pimp by nature. One cool character. Keeps his pimp hand strong by keeping all his swamp hoe's and swamp baby mama's in check. His modo "Keep calm and swag on"

Person: that dude is one coolcat.
Person: Yeah he is a real Swamp Daddy!

by Eagleheart1981 December 23, 2014

Swamp Lip

A perspiring upper lip below the nose, including the philtrum.

Damn dat bitch gotta swamp lip.

by rmac8769 November 09, 2010

Swamp bacon

Swamp bacon is a type of salt-cured meat. Swamp bacon is prepared from several different cuts of meat, typically from the belly or back cuts from rodents of unusual size. It is considered a delicacy by those unfortunate enough to reside in a swamp and have little to no access to proper bacon, and is generally considered superior to having no bacon at all.

Dude just ate a whole plate of swamp bacon, and now is having a nap.

by McGarric August 06, 2019