buttcrack johnson

Is a woman or man with pants, showing buttcrack.

Tyshawn pull your pants up, your being ,,buttcrack johnson,, again

by Mr. Lamar jackson July 14, 2017

long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025

Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.

"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."

by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021

Bobby Johnson

A man who’s very soft and often considered amongst the most gay. Typically gets no girls and is lonely. Very bad at video games though he claims to be the best, usually has a small snake.

Person1: That guy looks so lame and fruity
Person2: Oh you never met Bobby Johnson?

by Manny Morales November 23, 2021

Johnson

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.

I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.

by dying_fish September 26, 2020