Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 03, 2023

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 05, 2017

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 11, 2008

ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies

“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”

by ow169459 November 13, 2019

Nutella and Ham Sandwich

When you're doing anal with a chick and get shit on your cock, so you take it out and wipe it on her pussy flaps.

Yo bro, I saw Kyle give Eryn a Nutella and Ham Sandwich last weekend! It was so gross.

by PillyWillyKP September 11, 2019

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 17, 2018

Ham n Eggin it

When you work together super well or a good match together. Your other half. Just like ham and eggs go together so do you guys.

Jack: so I heard you like darla huh?
Don: ya me and her were ham n Eggin it last night!

by I am the Fountain of Wisdom. November 19, 2014