Cookie-bitch

A woman who bakes really delicious cookies for her man and is only known and appreciated for her cookies.

Is this Cookie-bitch going to make me my favorite snicker-doodle peanut butter cookies before she sucks my dick.

Imma beat my cookie-bitch if she don't lay out them macaroons.

by kuciqueen June 24, 2011

Kappa Cookie

when a group of Kappa Alpha Psi interests stand around in a circle around a cookie and masturbate while rubbing each others' ball until someone ejaculates onto the cookie! the first to cum...wins...and the last...has to eat it!

man....that was one soggy kappa cookie last night...it was like a boberry biscuit!

by Kappa lover 1911 October 22, 2009

milk and cookies

Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.

Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right

by Knip September 16, 2004

Sugar cookie

Vagina

Kelsey's sugar cookie is so delicious all the boys want to eat it.

by Angeejuh December 18, 2009

milk and cookies

Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.

"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."

by dezkreet January 4, 2007

tough cookie

A snarky, obstinate person who appears to be definiant for no good reason, although they likely have one and aren't telling you. They are masters of walking the line between displaying affection and acting like they don't care.

Watch out for emoticons like this

:^)

I would have married him, but he was a tough cookie.

That broad is one tough cookie!

by blochhead March 12, 2010

The Cookie Monster

The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.

Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"

by Cookie Mnstr Luver!!! <3 March 21, 2012