SMYOYO syndrome

Medical slang for "Sorry Motherfucker, You're On You're Own". Used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.

The man was hit by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was hit by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. After he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SMYOYO syndrome.

by NINJA_CARROT August 9, 2009

Slype Syndrome

Playing a game, you absolutely hate, over and over again. Asking yourself why you keep doing it.

That guy has the Slype Syndrome, he keeps playing that game over and over again despite hating it.

by defraudem October 1, 2018

flickr syndrome

When spending too much time online, some people will forget the 'e' in 'flicker' or any other word ending with 'er'

John was having a hard time curing his flickr syndrome.

by LukieInTheSky March 6, 2010

Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 5, 2009

Heta Syndrome

Where a person is so unfathomably dyslexic that every word and sentence they say becomes jarble, for example "how was your day" would become "hmdwnw wabdhdf yfjswdkf dayjnfjelf" in hetasyndromenese. Spelling is unfathomable to them. Not only to text but it applies to irl. It has ruined countless lives. Countless futures and endless possibilities ended just because of heta syndrome. It is unintelligible yet if someone is conditioned enough to it they may be able to understand it.

He has heta syndrome again

by a sri lankan smart chonky man August 9, 2023

W.T.F. Syndrome

When someone mentally suffers anxiety, tension, stress, anguish, mental torture temporary social dis-communication. A victim being mentally victimized before a remedy and or closure is obtained and or reached AKA: Peace Of Mind./Justice / unfair treatment/ ridiculous / absurd / stupid /

Phill- “I was terminated for following Work Instuctions”
Dr. Dave- “but the rules states that we Have to follow the work instructions”
Phill- “What The Fuck??!” (W.T.F.)
Dr. Dave-“Dude! What the Fuck?...!”
Phill- “This is a classic W.T.F. Syndrome!”
Dr. Dave- yup! I Agree!

by =Act Right!= December 4, 2018

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020