Summer

A dog that is fed too much and as a result becomes very chunky.

Ex: Evan's dog is such a summer. His mom overfills their dog's food bowl.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?

by jewtardio July 31, 2024

summer handy

Getting a handjob when it's 86° or hotter while drinking a summer shandy.

I was half in the bag drinking a summer shandy while she gave me a handjob aka summer handy.

by boomzquad August 3, 2024

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.

"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"

by rapsmusic August 13, 2024

head boy summer

whence a particular young leader finds himself single in the lead up to the best summer of his life. he will conquer all the bitches.

"Want to go to Rickstein's on Saturday night?"
"I'm breaking up with you"
"fuck it HEAD BOY SUMMER"

by ilovesweetpopcorn February 28, 2023

Summer vs Fall

A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…

Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!

Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring

Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!

by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023