ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.

What are you doing later?
Ur Mum.

by asdfghjkjifhbdkjnmgdlfjbhikwne July 2, 2023

leejays mum

an absolute mythical beast of a woman, perfect in every way inside and out

leejays mum is fit asf

by smellyrabbitOM March 8, 2025

Morgz' Mum

when you're in a really cold pool so you piss yourself to warm yourself up

Jesus christ it's so cold in here time to Morgz' Mum

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024

Intergalactic Mum

Intergalactic Mum is a woman who was bullied and mistreated in the workplace because she knew more than the “fathers” that existed between the year 2017-2019 and who tried to control her. Her story shaped her and now, she lives to inspire others.

Adaline Bowman is an Intergalactic Mum.

by baba the child August 1, 2023

Mumming

When you and your boy are out of dope, out of money, can’t find any dope, and fiending to get high. So y’all drive to the cemetery and dig up a freshly buried chick and put her body by the tombstone. Then you spread her legs and put your mouth by her vagina with your mouth open and your boy gets on top of the tombstone, jumps off and lands on the girls stomach pushing all the embalming fluid into your mouth getting you high as fuck!!!!!

Bro, since we can’t find dope, fuck it let’s go mumming

by FuckedNThaHead May 30, 2024

Ur Mum

Big gae

Ur mum got big gae

by Ninjagotligma January 5, 2019

Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish October 31, 2017