The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
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by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023
Get the Driver Dan's Story Trainmug. My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom.
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
even if I wanted to, your tight pussy wouldn't let me." He went really fast and I could feel his sperm inside me. "Ah~!, you're going to impregnate me~..." I said "You know, I wouldn't really mind." He said deviously, " Oh? So I know your true desires? You want me to impregnate you?" He went the fastest ever. Trying to make me feel as good as possible. He then came.
My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
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My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
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by SexStories4u March 15, 2024
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his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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