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Squirrel Man

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020
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ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts
Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.
by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016
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Flying squirrel

A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
by Oo.Bean.oO November 11, 2020
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skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later
Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018
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Glitter squirrel

A college aged to mid twenties girl who posts sexy instagram mirror selfies, goes out with "The Squad" 4 nights a week and survives solely off drinks and meals bought by tipsy, love-drunk onlookers.
(person 1) The Glitter Squirrels wanna go out tonight, you in?
(person 2) So we can go to the country bar while they blackout on fireball shots from local off-duty police officers? Nah I'm good.

(person 1) Damn glitter squirrels.
by crillis88 July 15, 2018
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Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.
Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!
by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019
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squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
by psychogem April 21, 2017
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