spider

a spider a male who ejaculates in a female ass whole and it swerves around like a spider as she screams that's so nice
OH YES DADDY SEV DO A SPIDER MEEEEEEEE, THAT'S SO NICE MAYBE ADD SOME URINE WARM MY COLD BODY UP SINCE YOUR COCK IS ALSO HELPING WITH THAT.
by sev is senpai 420 69 September 26, 2020
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a very sexy animal with eight legs and it shoots white sticker stuff called webs
Me:I love spiders
Spider gf:88w88
by 88w88 June 19, 2021
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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.
Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...
by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020
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An Australian drink, commonly with either coke or creaming soda, and vanilla ice-cream. You fill a cup 3/4 the way up with the soft drink, and then you put the rest with ice cream.
Oh, I'm feeling special today, I might have a spider to cool off and relax, let's treat myself shall I?
by Aussie smartass November 16, 2023
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Noun - A drink containing a carbonated drink (soft drink/fizzy drink/soda/pop/bubbly/etc) and ice cream.
By adding ice cream to this drink, it creates bubbles from the carbonation for some reason and it tastes good :)
1 - Hey, it's pretty hot right now, wanna make spiders?

2 - I love drinking spiders 😋

3 - Spiders are delicious!

4 - I hate spiders, but *spiders*... spiders taste good.

5 - im loue spidere un quatro, un melisia spooder 🫡🫡🫡 el taco ues?

6 - Here, have a spider!
by NotKoreSharp May 26, 2023
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Fuzzy Bois that jus need a little love (especially tarantulas).
by Turtle hive mind November 26, 2021
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Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.
There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.
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