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smoothing someone

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!
"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"
by That's cut September 17, 2018
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California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.
Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie
by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010
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Cum smoothie

Hey, do you wanna make a cummie? They are cum smoothies.
by 70476328 June 13, 2017
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Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered
Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!
by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006
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smothercated

a combination of being smothered and suffocating
(A) "Did you hear John-John did"
(B) "No what happened?"
(A) "He got smothercated to death"
by A-Shanae February 22, 2009
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smoochy-boochy

Being all up in your kids business. Over-parenting or "helicopter" parenting.
"God, Karen is so smoochy-boochy with her kids, she never leaves them alone." Or "I'm not all smoochy-boochy with my kids, I don't obsess over them or live my life as if they were my only hobby."
by Conscientious Procrastinator January 11, 2012
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Smoochie Daddy

When a really horny girl gets off by collecting the sweat from a fat man's folds into a cup, before proceeding to drink it in a sexual fashion. Can also be done vice-versa, although this would be called a "Smoochie Mommy".
Brittany: Hey Pete, can I perform a Smoochie Daddy on you? Pete: Sure Brittany, let me just lift up my shirt first. Brittany(After collecting and drinking the sweat): Mmm, tastes just like last week's. Pete: Well, why wouldn't it? I only ever shower once a year.
by Muferrucker June 12, 2017
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