Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Chilly Slap

When you and your partner are having anal sex and you pull your cock out and slap your partner in the face with it.

Kim: oh yes, fuck me in my ass Tim, then give me a nice Chilly slap

by Ohioman August 1, 2009

slip slap

When a female (or male) gives a male a hand job using an excess amount of lotion or lube. Usually administered when one is too lazy to perform sex or oral sex. Term is used due to the "slipping" and "slapping" sounds made when ones hand is vigorously working the lotion/lube covered penis.

I gave Chris a slip slap this morning because I was too tired to give him head.

by tootus April 28, 2010

nut slap

To rub your nuts with your hand and slap somebody. If done to a fucktard the correct term is fucktarded.

Slap!...u have just been fucktarded

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 13, 2004

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 3, 2003

C Slap

Also, to slap someone's cock with one's face. This is derived from Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

Wait... did she C Slap you? What a bitch! You should give her a White Christmas.

by Strokes McGee April 26, 2006

Slap the mayonnaise

1. When a woman slaps her clitoris during the act of masturbation. Examples can be found in a variety of pornographic films, including (but not limited to) CLAM SLAPPERS volumes 1-62, DIVING IN OYSTERS volume 6, and DADDY, DON'T! volume 16. This move was popularized by Nina Hartley in the 1983 film, PINK CANOE. 2. When a male reaches an orgasm of prodigious proportions. For examples, see any Peter North film. 3. Preparing a sandwich with mayonnaise. 4. The act of patting one's head and belly at the same time. Considered impossible by some, there have been several people throughout the years who have been able to accomplish this feat. According to old world legends, those who are capable of this also possess the ability to see the future and to control the thoughts of minor mammals. 5. An all-purpose phrase that can be applied to any questionable action. RELATED FACTS: When this phrase is used, it is not uncommon to accompany it with a gesture familiar to those who have seen THE KARATE KID. Both arms are swept across one's chest in unison, back and forth in a slapping gesture.

1. "Dude! Look at her slap the mayonnaise!"
2. "I'm gonna' slap the mayonnaise all over you, baby."
3. "I think I'm going to slap the mayonnaise on a few slices of bread."
4. "Shit! I didn't know slapping the mayonnaise was so difficult!"
5. "I'ma slap the mayonnaise all over this hizzie!"

by Tusitala July 29, 2009