Purple toe 

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!

Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*

Purple toe by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004

purple-headed yogo slinger

The male genitilia, or commonly known as the male penis. Often used to describe such a penis that is large in both length and width.

Don't mess with that sucka, he'll slap you silly with his purple-headed yogo slinger!

purple-headed yogo slinger by Black Johnson September 3, 2005

Purple Churble 

A spumy, odiferous discolored internal boil located in or around the urethra.

Man that donkey clit sure smacked of a fiesty purple churble.

Purple Churble by AMBaltay February 26, 2008

purple peacock 

One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.

"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"

"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."

"What a purple peacock!"

purple peacock by Eskimo Braaaaaaaadley March 9, 2010

Purple Otter 

When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.

Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter

Purple Otter by Sondo May 20, 2010

Purple J 

Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.

Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.

Purple J by Heatmiser July 8, 2012

Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.

Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?

Purple Helmet by xBenjamin August 2, 2015