An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning
Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!
Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros
Or Bros before...not...bros?...
Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros
Or Bros before...not...bros?...
by Borden Eaglebrand July 02, 2010
When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.
tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!
Bob: your on!
by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009
a group of horny assholes who's goal in life is to take advantage of, and fuck as many girls as possible. probably will have std's, if they don't already. also very cocky and conceited, especially for not even being very attractive.
also a porn site featuring amateur porn.
a manwhore
a guy who will go after anything with a pussy
also a porn site featuring amateur porn.
a manwhore
a guy who will go after anything with a pussy
bang bro 1 "dude, im gonna tap that"
bang bro 2 "oh, hell yea, i want that shit too"
bang bro 1 "im down for a double team"
bang bro 2 "oo f'sho."
bang bro 1 "i love being the bang bros"
bang bro 2 "oh, hell yea, i want that shit too"
bang bro 1 "im down for a double team"
bang bro 2 "oo f'sho."
bang bro 1 "i love being the bang bros"
by jpmorgan February 06, 2009
by karmaguitarma March 08, 2011
1. the strong connection, or vibe between two hetero sexual male friends, also known as bros.
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros
1. "hey man your new girl friend being around all the time is really messing up our bro-jo."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of bro-jo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of bro-jo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."
by norwbj August 06, 2009
by cheese hammer May 03, 2008
(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.
Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.
by TacomaBeags July 03, 2011