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bro-jo

1. the strong connection, or vibe between two hetero sexual male friends, also known as bros.
2. the trait of a mans personality that attracts friends and life long companions, with little or no effort.
3. also see mojo but for bros
1. "hey man your new girl friend being around all the time is really messing up our bro-jo."
2. "the new guy at work has tons of bro-jo. hes been here 2 days and already is getting invited out every night of the week."
by norwbj August 6, 2009
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Jo Bro Ho

A crazed Jonas Brothers fan who worships and idolizes these dickless and talenteless overrated hacks. These people are known to have:

All of the Jonas Brothers' albums

Their walls plastered in posters and teen magazine pages of them

and tapes all their performances and music videos recorded off the disney channel.
All of the girls in my 8th. grade math class are Jo Bro Ho's.
by wildblues November 23, 2009
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Jo Bro Hoe

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
by MrDavid March 7, 2008
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jo-bro

A masturbation partner. Frequently used in personal ads to solicit a partner for mutual manual stimulation ("JO" being standard message-board shorthand for "jack off").
Beat it with a real JO-bro!
by swedish_culture June 18, 2010
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Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.
A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"
by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010
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Jo Bro'ed

Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse. Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be a what if the Jonas Brothers punked you.
Situation

Guy 1 Setups up his buddy for fall for some "your gonna be punked" situation.
Guy 1's buddy falls for said situation.
Guy 1 tells him he's just been Jo Bro'ed
by sinicide January 5, 2010
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Jo Bro Special

The act of breaking up with your significant other via text message.
Taylor Swift got the the Jo Bro special from Joe Jonas.
by PDESIL April 21, 2010
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