glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 03, 2019

Glass

A diss in relation to having a weak mind, being easily breakable, and not being able to cope mentally with overwhelming stress. A lack of mental fortitude.

“You won’t ever make it through hell week, you’re glass.”

by Yamin the shaman May 30, 2021

Glass

A micro famous artist on Instagram by the username of @latequartz

Glass is better than everyone.
Glass is hot.
Glass is incredibly funny .
If you do not like glass, there is something wrong with you seek help .

by Glass stan November 21, 2021

glasses

Its just like a graphic card but for your head.

Rdm dude: Damn nice glasses, what are they called ?

hella rdm dude: This is a gtx 1060, but for my head.

by xX_Pu$$y_$L4y3r_Xx June 17, 2020

Glass

(Verb)
To describe something dope; Thurl or Raw

Friend: what do you think of this new song?
Me: I love it, it’s glass for sure !

by Marie the Rose January 24, 2023

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 11, 2019

Glass

To glass (verb); means to be targeted by a nuclear/thermonuclear/atomic bomb.

John: London needs to be glassed dude
Daniel: Yea man, that place is evil.

by Polythene October 04, 2019