nut covers

Saggy testicles that hang over the anus when laying down.

Man, last night I farted so hard, I blew off my nut covers.

by ksuarez1 August 23, 2006

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

squirrel nuts

When a guy gets out of a pool and his balls are so shriveled up that they are the size of squirrel nuts.

I hate how I always have squirrel nuts after I get out of the pool.

by quest?onmyidentity September 21, 2007

spent nuts

Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.

Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005

Nut Rubber

Nut Rubber, a noun, a person who specializes in rubbing a mans nuts, with care and love.

I asked my girl to give me a hummer last night and all she did was rub my nuts....damn Nut Rubber.

by Mr. Blue Balls August 27, 2013

Back nut

When your have sperm in the vagina and someone has to drink or "slurp" it out of said vagina.

Go drink the devil's back nut

by Echopixy February 23, 2019

nut god

A nut god is a man who can nut largely and repeatedly to a girl even if he's nutted 1 time already Nut gods are usually black dude's but can be other races

Tiffany: My man is a nut god
Brescia: For real?
Tiffany: Yeah he nutted 3 times and it was alot

by The Universal Exploiter March 18, 2018