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The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.
by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022
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Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day
it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day
by turnitps October 19, 2022
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Lecture girlfriend

A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
by Peachfish220 February 7, 2017
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Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day

on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!
Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??
by TaMaEl November 3, 2020
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National Girlfriend Day

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 11 of every year. Make your lady happy !
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by 4k tray bitch October 3, 2021
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Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
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