1. when the Odds are against your favor
2. Rigged
3. A women with huge breasts.
Paul: "So did you win the Lotto?"
Brandon " nah that shits stacked like a crooked card game

Wayne:"Did you see the tits on that one?"
Brandon: Damn, she is stacked like a crooked card game!"
by Indian Brandon July 07, 2011
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black racist card

the card non blacks play to defend themselves from blacks insulting them back from insulting them first, or the card non blacks play if an african american gets revenge from a racist conflict/altercation provoked by a member of another group in order defend themselves and blame the african american, or to put themselves as the victims of blacks and at the same time practicing racism against blacks themselves to get and outrage
you used the black racist card when you got elvin fired, you called him a nigger first

how come you played the black racist card when theo offended you, but you called him a lazy criminal
by wHaTzYoNaMe April 24, 2017
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get out of jail free card

"i was tired, i just gave him head, it's like a get out of jail free card!"
by cackilac February 12, 2008
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Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.
"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"
by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020
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When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019
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a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."
by Surf City Bum July 16, 2010
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