Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

mother fucker huh

confusion

Mother fucker huh

by The Voiceless One September 27, 2020

mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 14, 2015

call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

Ur brother's A mother

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".

1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)

by HappyWalrus May 13, 2018

One Bad Mother

when someone is simply a bad ass.

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!

by Nasty Fish October 16, 2012

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018