melania

pertaining to black

1. The car was melania.

2. The dresser had a melania tint.

by melnea369 June 29, 2010

Melancauliflower

A label associated with middle-class, white males who have depleated too many brain cells in their teenagehood due to a vengeful abuse of drugs and alcohol. Melancauliflowers often gorge in sweets such as brownies and ice cream without gaining weight, as they do physical labor to support their international families. Melancauliflowers are clinically considered to have manic depression and cannot be cured with tranquilizers or anti-depressants. The word comes from the prefix, "melancholy", describing the clinical condition of absolute, chronic misery, and the suffix, "cauliflower" to describe the capabilities of their brains-- comparable to a vegetable. Melancauliflowers often lack the capability of reasoning or consideration for each others feelings, but are renown for their art in melancholy metaphors to describe their feelings.

Doctor: "This patient is a diagnosed Melancauliflower. May god have mercy on your poor, poor soul."

Civilian: "Hey, that guy looks miserable... But he has a hot vietnamese wife!"
Civilian 2: "He must be a melancauliflower."

by TheRedcoat March 29, 2009

Melanie

melanie is a tricky bitch, she has poofy hair, shes has cute eyelashes,and has a nice ass, she has big dick energy and likes saying hey hee, she has a boyfriend named jose, they broke up one time but they are back together now lol, he likes doing drogas (drugs if u dont speak spanish lol), so yea her nudes got leaked, bro dont mess with meanies she's crazy, she also hates jaisel, i mean no one likes jaisel lol, soo melanies do like music like billie eyelash.

melanie- im so hungry but im lack toes and toddler ants
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*

by thotssuckass April 28, 2019

lee malone

1) a red neck term used often to get some one away from you or for them to stop bothering you
2)the name of a shrekish person who ignores people but its bc he is ignored also...his parents named him lee malone

1)upset redneck father says to kids who wont leave him alone-"GOD DAMN KIDS LEE MALONE I JUST WANT TO EAT IN PEACE!"
2) wow he hasn't talked to me in 4 days he is so being a lee malone

by bowlin bitch 29 June 28, 2010

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

Meconium-eating sister-fucker

A white working class person. Meconium is the tarry shit evacuated by newborn babies.

People from West Bromwich are a bunch of meconium-eating sister-fuckers

by Paul C. August 8, 2003

Melanie

Someone who won't shut the fuck up about furry porn and yaoi.

Ugh... ur such a Melanie.

by E.D.P.4.4.5. October 19, 2017