Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

ur flowers just died

sunflower vol.6 harry styles song
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
thank me later <3

it says i need to fill this in but idk how to use it in a sentence ummm
the girl harry wrote this abt- her flowers died bc of harry :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN "DEFINE THE WORD" I DID ALREADY

ok um in a sentence
"hey my flowers just died"
"oh thats nice to know"
I ALREADY DEFINED THIS DAMN THING
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card

by sweeteroda September 12, 2021

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.

*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023

i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

just gonna see a movie

Have sex

Just gonna see a movie
Sofia and Ned were just gunna see a movie, but Ned is a pussy!

by Cool_Guy_69 October 28, 2019

just because its Tuesday

Just Because Its Tuesday!
The ironic phrase you say when someone does something for, apparently, no reason.
So, synonym of “why not?”, its a funny and sarcastic way to describe an action that you or someone else did and you don’t know why, for a stupid reason or even because their mind said to do so.

Person:” Why didn’t you go to the office today?”
You:” Just because it’s Tuesday “

Person:” I’ve just read that someone stole a car to run away after robbing a National bank “
You:”Meh, that kind of things that everyone does, you know, Just Because its Tuesday “

by Aries_Head November 23, 2021

Ain't no thang just a bumper

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.

"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"

by MsBA September 28, 2021