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July 30th

Man 1: Yooo! Itโ€™s July 30th!
Man 2: I canโ€™t wait for my good luck today!
by Matilda g May 10, 2021
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29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of ๐Ÿ’ฆ July, ๐Ÿ“… weather ๐Ÿ˜ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ clear
One ๐Ÿ˜ค adult asked ๐Ÿ™ me, ๐Ÿ˜ญ "What ๐Ÿ˜ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ‘ dream?"
As ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ dream ๐Ÿ’ญ explained who ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ I ๐Ÿ‘ had ๐Ÿ’‹ no ๐Ÿ™… dream ๐Ÿ’ญ
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ adult's face ๐Ÿ˜€
Was ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ child ๐Ÿ‘ฆ with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… name ๐Ÿ“›
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ was ๐Ÿ‘ familiar to ๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Though studying ๐Ÿ”ซ wasn't ๐Ÿ˜ much ๐Ÿ”ฅ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ taste ๐Ÿ‘…
I ๐Ÿ‘ tried ๐Ÿ‘€ my ๐Ÿ‘จ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Parents ๐Ÿ‘ช were ๐Ÿ‘ถ fond of ๐Ÿ’ฆ joy ๐Ÿ˜
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ brought good ๐Ÿ‘Œ grades to ๐Ÿ’ฆ them ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Walking ๐Ÿšถ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ path at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•
I ๐Ÿ‘ continued my ๐Ÿ‘จ life ๐Ÿ‘ค with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… expression ๐Ÿ–•

A: ...bye
by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021
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July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born
Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense
by Mollysoccer6 November 4, 2019
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July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.
Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?
by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019
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july 8th 2022

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok
do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me
by yeetyboi230 July 9, 2022
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julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.
My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.
by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017
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1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.
In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.
by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020
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