jelly fish

an animal that is so damn annoying. when your in the water swimming, oh hello there human! let me give you 5 big red lines behind your back! the brainless creatures are useless and they aren't meant to be on the earth!

damn it! a man o war jelly fish just stung the crap out of me!

by calvin stone May 28, 2022

Jelly Babes

Often used to replace jealous in a cheeky way

Me: ''Just brought Mc Donalds''
You: ''So? Im shredding''
Me: Your just jelly babes

by deez11 February 23, 2015

jelly bean

no father figure sussy balls cringe. all her/him/them/they/idk/aomgus/they'm viewers have no father.

hes such a jelly bean

by wlfz. April 12, 2022

Jelly Kwon

Jelly Kwon, a.k.a. my mother from another grandmother, is a great person who has a thing for dads and married men.

I liked this girl, but turns out she likes older married men... guess she's a Jelly Kwon.

by mk96782 September 21, 2018

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Jelly Butter

The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.

*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."

by Earthquaker1987 April 7, 2011

How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds

A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!

by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023