A name used to describe a cute little asian that is obsessed with video games and generally studies economics. Typically an underachiever due to various Indian and Asian friends under the steady influence of the pop fictional "Harold and Kumar" the J-Park relishes his unique situation as the underperforming asian. A J-Park is very well tempered and will happily get drunk in group situations. The J-Park often floats social settings bringing with him a positive and serene vibe. The J-Park is a special creature and should be both admired and respected.
Wow how the hell did Kirby just spike me like that? He's a J-Park man he has been studying that shit on the Net all day
Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park
Man all (insert name here)'s family went to Berkeley but he is going to UCSD - yeah he's such a J-Park
by RobertGlavas October 01, 2007
If you have a J name, you are obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak. Sorry J's
Jackson has a j name. He's so obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak.
by BabbleBoy February 18, 2023
by Luscious NIGGS August 15, 2008
Cecil-I'll come over to pick you up in 10 minutes.
(20 minutes pass)
Dee-Man where you at?
Cecil-I'm about to leave
Dee-Man thats the J move
(20 minutes pass)
Dee-Man where you at?
Cecil-I'm about to leave
Dee-Man thats the J move
by Chronic23 August 25, 2008
Harrisson: "My sprained ankle which I sprained 10 months ago is acting up"
Joanna:"You're such a Harry J"
Joanna:"You're such a Harry J"
by Alex Guckert July 26, 2009
A cretinous child, given a nickname due to the firstname beginning with "j" e.g.john,james,jason,justin, the j-dawg is usually a snivelling cretin with much abuse directed there way.
" J-Dawg you smell of shit"
"J-Dawg no one likes you"
"Hit J-Dawg with the soap not me"
J-Dawg : "Can I lick your armpit"
Random Guy: "Fuck no J-Dawg you sick cunt"
"J-Dawg no one likes you"
"Hit J-Dawg with the soap not me"
J-Dawg : "Can I lick your armpit"
Random Guy: "Fuck no J-Dawg you sick cunt"
by Ronald Lawrence June 07, 2006
dumbass, or one who leaves flammable liquids under a 3500 degree press, or one who drops red hot items on veneer top desks!
by JOHN EVANS October 20, 2004