by tweekerteeter123 May 8, 2020
If you have a J name, you are obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak. Sorry J's
Jackson has a j name. He's so obnoxious, irritating, eccentric, troublesome, provoking, unconventional, weird and a freak.
by BabbleBoy February 18, 2023
When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)
Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
Y’all girls are gonna like this one :)
J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone
They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be
J names are the worst, they like to cheat on everyone
They also jump from one file to another, they always steal hearts and breaks them, but here’s the thing, I’m a boy with a j name, my name is jayden, funny right, you can trust me though :) I’m loyal as can be
Ashley: girls guess what😭
Emma: what?
Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭
Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name?
Ashley: yep😭
Emma: j names are douche bags
Emma: what?
Ashley: my bf broke up with me😭
Tanner: let me guess, was it a j name?
Ashley: yep😭
Emma: j names are douche bags
by Tiny J October 6, 2021
J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.
Hey do you remember my ex, J____?
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
by Bbop2789 October 27, 2015
This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J
Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(
by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022
A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory:
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023