Wasty Pants

To get so drunk that you can't get into strip clubs.

ex. My roommate Jake this weekend.

Jake- I'm going to lick some strippers TITTIES

Bouncer- how many beers have you had?

Jake- I have ID
Bouncer- How many beers have you had?
Jake- I'm nineteen
Bouncer- Leave your Wasty Pants.

by Licken strippers TITTIES November 3, 2013

pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.

"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."

by PantsNinja February 8, 2015

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

cameltoga pants

Spandex workout pants worn by women worn too tightly which unwittingly reveals the outline of their female genetalia

Check out the chick in the Stabucks line wearing the cameltoga pants. I think I'll have some cream with my coffee today

by Mickey Shingles July 25, 2015

Manager Pants

Pleated Khaki pants worn by restaurant managers and assistant managers.

You can spot the assistant manager by his manager pants accentuating his front butt.

by Mod_Deleted September 4, 2015

Cactus pants

(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.

OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.

by Pepper Lover July 16, 2016

scampi pants

Underwear that has been worn close to unwashed female genitalia for a prolonged period of time, so that both the pants and lady garden smell of a large fish market or fleet of trawlers.

She was a right old scampi pants, I could smell her as soon as she walked in so I legged it out the back before she saw me.

by MickeysMonkeySpunkMoped October 31, 2015