ner like hew

"no" or "i don't think so"

commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'

"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*

"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"

by ilikethewordscribble March 25, 2010

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tastes like tits

–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.

Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

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smoked like a bitch

To get completely destroyed by the underdog. A higher level of being pwned

Hey did you see Fred racing Bob, the captain of the cross country team?

Yeah man, Bob got smoked like a bitch

by YelloDragon January 13, 2012

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Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 17, 2009

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