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Glamorous Mullet Men

There are 2 types of men. The non great and the glam.

Men who own this title are the best at everything - even if they're not. They are the best at being the most phobic too.

There are only 3 men capable of having this status; anyone else is a fraud.
You see them guys? They're the glamorous mullet men.
by Crumbell January 6, 2024
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
mugGet the I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷mug.
1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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That isn't it. That's your solipsistic delusion of virtue.
Hym "Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was dragged out of an inn in the middle of the night while he was hiding with his followers after one of them betrayed him. You are voluntarily sacrificing OTHER MEN to improve your own quality of life and control the distribution of women without having to be an AI creating genius. You just want to be the boss of me forever. That is all. You're going to dispense with all of the unwanted men the second MY AI comes online and you no longer need the labor and the people who are refusing to speak up are doing it because and only because they have been anointed. And until that happens you're going to do shit like this in the name of kids or women until you can get the death-bots to do it for you. It doesn't matter what side of the death bots I'm on because the same thing is going to happen either way. End the weaponized schizophrenia and release me immediately or continue to watch people retaliate and kill your kids."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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ahh scary men

hands down worst team on this god forsaken earth

please fold
botzy you play for ahh scary men pipe down
by bigboydimo November 7, 2021
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Men

Yeah, and look at how well that works, Cody. You're both refusing to not take my rights away and refusing to pay me for (literally) creating A.I. You literally don't give a shit about "men" you want men to have to do and or think a certain way... They aren't ever going to have to do that...
Hym "I mean... There isn't a more apt analogy than that... I literally created A.I. and you've deluded yourself into believing that I should be doing or thinking what YOU want me to think.... Your a retard. I mean, there's not 2 ways about it. If I don't have a quality of life that I'm comfortable with maintaining... Life doesn't matter. Yours. Mine. It literally doesn't matter. So... If men are going to kill themselves anyways... They can always do shit in my name TO GET ME CREDIT AND MONEY FOR A.I. Anything ships. Kill some kids. Burn a building. I literally don't care about anything other than getting credit and being paid so I can escape labor. The mental health community doesn't care. They want to REPLACE THE THINGS I CARE ABOUT with THE THINGS THEY WANT PEOPLE TO CARE ABOUT.... And I'm NOT EVER GOING TO DO THAT."
by Hym Iam May 22, 2024
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Men's rights activists

You are just as bad as the punditry.
Hym "I'll tell the men's rights activists the same thing I pundits: I don't need you to argue poorly for rights I don't want. And you're wrong. I DO just want sex... Almost exclusively with lesbians... Which is weird. I think prostitution should be legal and it would solve my problems with women immediately."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2025
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