joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Wholesome Vibe Check

A nicer & more positive version of a Vibe Check. Used to ask a friend how they are doing, either with physical contact or none at all. Saying "Wholesome" before "Vibe Check" is unnecessary.

Ashley: Hey Haley, Wholesome Vibe Check! *hugs Haley*
Haley: Aww, I'm doing great Ashley!
(As stated before, using "Wholesome" before Vibe Check is unnecessary but can still be used.)

by CherryOtaku October 9, 2019

Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.

Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker

by Mr VGA January 8, 2012

gut check

having sex, intercourse, fucking; to fuck a girl. Straight up, but hard; knocking the bottom out of it

I bought my girl a new outfit last weekend. She looked so hot dressed in it that I had to gut check her before leaving for the party.

by RAGGGAN December 1, 2006

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Check-in chick

Name for a check-in attendant at an airport or hotel.

I work for American Airlines as a Check-in chick.

by smadav August 11, 2008