Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.

You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...

by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010

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paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

So Susan was cheating on Bill and they got a caught??

Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !

by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018

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Paper boy

a term usually used in trading for a pussy who only has experience with paper trading yet still talks like they have years of experience in the real market, and often ends up panic selling to any signal

Person 1: here comes the next sell off
Person 2: sell then paper boy

by cock flinger12 July 8, 2025

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Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.

"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"

by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020

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Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

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