What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
Get the Read the papermug. A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!
‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’
by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024
Get the paper cutmug. A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!
Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!
You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014
Get the Reading the Papermug. The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
Get the Paper Stampmug. When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.
"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"
by Nightx378 November 11, 2022
Get the Paper Straw Effectmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Paper Macher, Fabrege Egg, Fisher Price Keys<.7.9.7.>mug. Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024
Get the Crumbled Papers Focusmug.