John: "Hey man can you drive me home?"
Jake: "Nah man my fucking car just died."
John: "Horse Kike!."
Jake: "Nah man my fucking car just died."
John: "Horse Kike!."
by HofstraHorseKikes December 14, 2009
Get the Horse Kikemug. middle aged man with grey hair who still insists in believing the stupid ponytail he has run with for the last 20 years is as fashionable as it never was.
check out the grey horse at the bar, stupid prick was probably a roadie for some half famous crap 80's band back in the day.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.
by cokeroadie December 8, 2013
Get the grey horsemug. Typically called Rachelle, long hair, looks down on you for not being a horse. Has little to no interest in other non horse related activities. Uses horse shampoo “it’s better for your hair”.
by JBravo1506 January 23, 2021
Get the Horse Girlmug. by Djsjfjfjsksoaksjfbxjz October 5, 2020
Get the Horse girlmug. A horse girl is a girl that is obsessed with the attention she gets from her horse, loving her horse, and maybe even taking a love interest in her horse. The "horse girl" phenomenon was created on the app Tik Tok. She walks on all fours, impersonating a horse, and eats what a horse eats, carrots, apples, etc., and of course, all she talks about is horses! She is also very disliked by her peers, and no one besides other horse girls wants to be around her.
by horse_girl_hater December 6, 2020
Get the Horse Girlmug. by Whisker Buscuit March 28, 2015
Get the Horse Raddishmug. by BonerFEST January 22, 2009
Get the Horse's Mulemug.