Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers

These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition

by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

horse girl

somebody over obsessed with horses and unbearably annoying, can be seen wearing shirts that have to do with horses or plaid button ups, with boot cut jeans and boots.

i saw horse girl Samantha galloping to class

by stupidhorsegirl1233 August 1, 2020

Party Horse

A heavy set homosexual male

Wow, Jackson is such a party horse.

by DARYL THE DIXION February 16, 2019

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Horse Girl

A girl who loves horses, maybe too much. Has horse dolls but calls them models. Probably has some shortened version of her name, like Beth Ann or something along those lines. Definitely also has llamas. Cries too easily at jokes, and might be slightly racist. Loves all animals. Hates people. Might be a tsundere, might just not like you. Definitely short.

You know that cray cray girl down the street?
You mean the Horse Girl?
Yeah, she definitely spends too much time playing Overwatch on the Switch, who even does that?

by Punubis February 13, 2022