the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially destructive acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.

“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak”
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”

by MensMilk May 24, 2024

Gooning

A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.

i'm gooning

by the random. October 14, 2025

Gooning

Having fun

Hey r u gooning asf rn?
Yes!!

by Poopydoodoovheels March 27, 2024

Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure

"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"

by oshiiii December 20, 2024