A Real Butt Fucker

A song with an extreme amount of bass. The vibrations are so intense that you can feel it deep deep inside your rectum. Also known as a real ass pounder.
Clark - "Yo Ted, have you heard that new song by Daft Punk?"

Ted - "Yea bro, its A Real Butt Fucker, we should totally play it at our kegger this friday. We're gonna get so much pussy!"
by Showjo July 11, 2009
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"Real" Fake News

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
by YAWA March 22, 2020
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on some real shit

Usually used when a conversation is on some trivial bullshit then a nigga gets real about what's being discussed
"niggs that bitch is dirty son, don't even fuck with that, she's hurt too -- fuck that bitch"

"nah yo on some real shit, she be getting deep yo, I've seen her on some realness when she's not around her bitches"
by mr deckard August 30, 2008
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Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you
"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"
by do it jiggle February 25, 2020
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Real ultimate power

What all ninjas have and they show it when they're choping off dudes heads, throwing ninja stars at peoples faces, fliping out hard, poping boners, making out with hot ninja babes, and wailing on their guitar.
Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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real estate agent

A person who makes a profit off selling other people's property and filling out paperwork. See shiester.
"After the nuclear war, the only creatures left were cockroaches and real estate agents."
by Isabel J. November 11, 2005
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Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.
Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)
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