Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

fake

if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Fake Names

The best form of birth control.

Jim: Hi, my name is John.
Brittany: Hi John. I'm Brittany.
*Hours pass, stuff happens*

*Two Weeks later*
Brittany: OMG I'M PREGNANT AND IT WAS WITH JOHN.

Jim: I wonder if that girl got pregnant... oh well thank god for fake names.

by TerryBC October 19, 2008

fake straight

Someone who is seceretly gay on the side.

"Dude, his finger smelt like anal."

"Tell me about it. He's probably a fake straight."

by boo yaa tonka twist May 1, 2006

fake liar

The tendancy to lie about a feeling or emotion but horrible at doing so; hesitates upon responce or cought due to facial expressions.

Friend: "Yo are you drunk yet?"
Other: (Hesitant) "Um no man, not yet"
Friend: "Bro your such a fake liar. I can tell it by your face!"

by bob harrison September 6, 2006

Fake fun

Wher two or more people are trying really hard to pretend to have fun, to make them seem to other as if they are having the time of there lives!

If a group of losers are messing around, jumping on each others back, laughing AND looking around for approval (fake fun)

by George watson May 3, 2008

fake

Saying you like something, just to be cool, even thought you have no idea what your talking about.

Robert: Dude i'm going to Ultra music festival for spring break i'm so pumped!!
Andrew: Dude I wish i could go.
Fake guy: lololololol Dude i love the dubsteps and the Ultras festival.
Andrew: stfu

by thatsfake April 7, 2011