Dylan

Sexy little boy. Tends to have asian heritage. Dylans are very nocturnal species and have flip floppyness. They vape alot and smoke weed sometimes. Short and sweet.

Dylan is a very sexy mamas boy

by Very Slippery Dick October 30, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is the most caring guy you will ever meet, he has the perfect cute smile and brown eyes. he will always be there. He knows that karmas a bitch. He looks like an anime character and you should always keep him close. but sadly ladies, he suits a girl named Katie Jean and he mine so back off ;)

Dylan Is a hot piece of toast!

by Katie2thick November 1, 2018

dylan

a word used to describe someone, usually a male, who thinks he is swoll and a good partner for class projects, but actually is just a soi boi named andrew.

Stevie: "alright, looks like everyone is on time, except that dylan."

by DylanFanClub42069cooch November 2, 2018

Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.

Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia

by huddy is funny November 2, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin

You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*

by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018

dylan phoenix

A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.

"Never step up to Dylan Phoenix he will destroy you!"

by jamesbirdchest July 13, 2017

Dylan

A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)

Dylan is a beanhead

by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017