Dirt(y)

To be profoundly good at something; to exceed in one skill.

He won the MVP in the little league, he's so dirt(y).

by LilJohn2400gang😢 August 21, 2022

perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black

Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt

by Bighoops April 21, 2021

Dirt waffle

Used to describe an extremely beat up and well used vagina. Specially after the act of shitting on her saggy piss flaps.

Also, derogatory term for the taint of a nasty, trashy, dirty male, with no drive and zero accomplishments.

Except a meth addiction

Man, after I took that girl home on Saturday, I was afraid of exploring her ladybits, due to the rancid smell of that slimy dirt waffle!

Fuck that guy, I'll kick him right square in the dirt waffle!

by BoJakson October 25, 2024

Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 9, 2021

Dirt person

Unworthy subhuman person who is often greedy selfish and does nothing to contribute to the betterment of mankind

All Kyle does is mooch and try bang my girlfriend he is such a dirt person

by Mtg187 September 18, 2022

Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.

Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!

by James54956 February 8, 2021