When is the due date

When woman is so fat you do not know if she is really fat or pregnant

When is the due date because you are fat as hell.

by Fatty2mattyzant December 11, 2018

Don't Date December

Don't date December. The month where no one is allowed to date

George, will you go out with me ?

No sorry its Don't Date December

by sgc_1736828 November 30, 2021

CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE

A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.

WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.

by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL February 2, 2022

white people dating

When someone is clearly dating someone but refuses to acknowledge it or they repeatedly deny their dating status.

Origins: Based off of the way people "dated" on the Hills (2006 TV show).

Synonym: "Talking"

person 1: You guys are always hanging out and going on dates... so you guys are dating?
person 2: No! we are not dating, we only hold hands, kiss, and hang out sometimes!
person 1: *rolls eyes* white people dating...

by DezTheRez January 23, 2017

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

3rd Date Rule

The rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (New England Boarding Schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. If the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally considered a couple or not, the 3rd Date Rule dictates that the pair must make their decision then. Finally, the 3rd date rule states that an honorable person does not ask the same partner on three dates in a row without intention to belong to them and them alone or can otherwise be considered to be “leading them on.”

Guy 1; Hey man, I don't know when to ask this girl when to like, be my gilfriend so we are officialy going out. What is the custom as to when I should do that?
Guy 2; ...3rd Date Rule!

by Gunter McLean May 1, 2008

Cougar Lunch Date

A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.

Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.

I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.

Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.

by Alexisdove December 9, 2009