a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
Get the what the cow, man?!mug. When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
Get the Flaming Reverse Cowmug. Someone being of or like a really mean person, specifically and cranky music teacher. They tend to say maaaahhhhh when they are angry. You can use it as any part of speech.
by bindy havanah December 23, 2008
Get the mad cow diseasemug. When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
Get the Michigan Purple Cowmug. 
An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.
An person looks stupid.
An person looks stupid.
by vereb July 12, 2021
Get the Dumbass fucking cowmug. 