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Cool Plague 

The Cool Plague happened a long time ago - it is also known as the birth of Swagger. Before Christ, there was a massive sickness that caused thousands of people to be unbelievably awesome and cool. The infected were known as the 'Ill ridden.' The sickness was preserved until an accidental outbreak of a tampered Cool Plague infection in 1518 which caused the Dancing Plague. Those who inherit this infection are also 'Ill ridden'
That motherfucker is Ill ridden! He must have the Cool Plague virus!
Cool Plague by CoolPlague October 19, 2012
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Cool Beans Explosion

A slang term for something that is much cooler then just cool beans.
Mike:I got tickets to Coldplay

Janet:Cool Beans Explosion
Related Words
A Boss who buys you lunch.
Cool Boss:
Since we’re now a ‘team’ according to the org chart, do you fancy going out for a team pub lunch tomorrow?
Me:
Does that mean it gets expensed?
Cool Boss:
Sure!
Me:
I'm in!
Cool Boss by AQMacgregor November 20, 2013

Cool Beans 

Cool beans is a person, who has taken an excessive amounts of drugs on New Year's Eve (most likely cocaine) and does the running as well as doing the biggest jumps in the air as possible while clapping his hands out of time with the music. Cool beans most popular spot is the Octogon, Dunedin at New Year's Eve.
Woah, cool beans is at the octogon again.
Cool Beans by coolasbeans01 December 31, 2016

Cool beans 

The technical term you use when beans are cool.
Bernard: Hey Tim you got cool beans?
Tim: yeah man they are in the fridge.

Bernard: I just microwaved mine. They are warm.

Tim: ok, let me microwave mine so we can eat.

Bernard: good idea.

Tim: dood my beans are still cool I need to put them in longer.

Bernard: that sucks.
Cool beans by Kule benio July 25, 2017

COOL KID 

If you try and act popular and dumb you're a COOL KID. All Brooke's are COOL KIDS.
COOL KID by Nick Vandahar August 9, 2017

Cool beans 

To show that you don’t care
Adam: I went to the mall yesterday

Me: cool beans
Cool beans by Dxddy.kaila January 13, 2018