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Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017
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Clapping grasshopper

Adj. Beef curtains flap during mid hurdle
Did you see the girl at the track meet land the clapping grasshopper?
by Minfulspirittwath April 27, 2019
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Clap that Clout

Clapping clout is when you have so much clout that you don't know what to do with it, so you just clap it together.
My boi Jimmy steady knowing how to clap that clout.
by finger mish September 14, 2018
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Clapped

the act of getting completely and utterly obliterated by weed
by IamClapped April 12, 2021
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Clap and Squeak

From the Scottish Clapshot and British Bubble and Squeak, Clap and Squeak is a version of Bubble and Squeak made with Clapshot as the base.
It is a mashed mixture of carrot, potato, and turnip. Sliced and lightly simmered cabbage and kale are mixed in, then the dish is put into a buttered baking dish. Panko bread crumbs and cheese are put on top and then bake until brown. The namesake of the british dish comes from the sounds it makes in the oven while cooking.
I love a good clap and squeak with my scotch eggs.
by D.isfor.Donut September 18, 2020
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Clapped

Something/someone so fucking ugly they’d be named clapped as an insult
“Dude she’s so Clapped she looks like she got hit by a bus”- Derek

Yeah bro, she’s fully clapped”- DeQuavious
by JiDonQuantavitronious April 14, 2022
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Clapped

Something that is incredibly fucked up. Something that is as fucked up as a penis full of ghonorrea.
"Aye bro I got laid last night by some fat chick..."

"You're clapped bro"
by RoyalReeseWriter April 30, 2019
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