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obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009
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Wholesome Vibe Check

A nicer & more positive version of a Vibe Check. Used to ask a friend how they are doing, either with physical contact or none at all. Saying "Wholesome" before "Vibe Check" is unnecessary.
Ashley: Hey Haley, Wholesome Vibe Check! *hugs Haley*
Haley: Aww, I'm doing great Ashley!
(As stated before, using "Wholesome" before Vibe Check is unnecessary but can still be used.)
by CherryOtaku October 9, 2019
mugGet the Wholesome Vibe Checkmug.

Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
by Mr VGA January 8, 2012
mugGet the Discount Double Checkmug.

gut check

having sex, intercourse, fucking; to fuck a girl. Straight up, but hard; knocking the bottom out of it
I bought my girl a new outfit last weekend. She looked so hot dressed in it that I had to gut check her before leaving for the party.
by RAGGGAN December 1, 2006
mugGet the gut checkmug.

check yo self

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."
by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009
mugGet the check yo selfmug.

Check-in chick

Name for a check-in attendant at an airport or hotel.
by smadav August 11, 2008
mugGet the Check-in chickmug.

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016
mugGet the Background checkmug.

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