Man Cake

When a man is fantastically good looking and delicious.

Kalie: "Mmmmmmm I want a slice of that man cake!
Kory: "I want the whole cake!"

by Ka & Ko August 22, 2008

Sloppy, Green Wart-cake

Typically happens when a female is deep throating a male during oral sex; the male reaches a state of euphoria and laughs so hard that he sharts. This creates a disgusting mess, getting the fecal matter on the female which creates a look of facial warts from the feces spots.

While deep throating...
Male: Yes, YES! pshtttt ...
Female: Oh my god-- looks in bathroom. Dude, you gave me green warts all over my face! Gross, what a sloppy, green wart-cake you gave me!

by Nocliche June 8, 2009

fart cake

when you walk face first, mouth open into someone elses ass cloud. Even though you can taste it, it's definitely not desert.

I just had a taste of John's fart cake and to be honest, it was slightly better than a payday candy bar.

by jugghead23 May 2, 2003

ice the cake

to masturbate, quite literally to cum. HELL YES VANILLA.

"Hi you thing!"
"Whut?"
"I GOT SHARK FINS. Where's Daeshon at?"
"Oh, probably trying to ice the cake."
"Dammit."

by mina & jaffa April 18, 2007

burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

Piece of Shit Cake

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

by Leto172010 June 4, 2010

penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011