When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
by Prometheus42 February 21, 2016
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman March 23, 2011
Guy 1: Dude did you here about that girl katy yesterday, she can't even stand
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
Guy 2: thats cause I gave her a chinese digger
by ohdamnman March 23, 2011
The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.
"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"
by GUMBLEBEAST May 16, 2021
When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
by TheFingerblaster January 06, 2022
A: Hey._what's going on? Look at this. It's impossible for to do play LOL as well as this
B: this is Chinese mag (use for positive meaning)
B: this is Chinese mag (use for positive meaning)
by Yua Mikami March 18, 2021