a drink that mixes water with wine,
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
hence turning water into wine.
"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus
A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.
C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.
by sucking wine May 16, 2011
Get the reversed jesusmug. A cross.
by fuzzybuzzz February 11, 2013
Get the Jesus hangermug. Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 18, 2011
Get the Jesus Buddymug. Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you
by Cloud buyyy April 15, 2021
Get the Lube Jesusmug. Some dude that has sex with a lot of women and impregnated all of them then leaves them with the gift of a fatherless child. He also does birthday parties.
“Hey have you heard of the sex jesus?”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
“Yea I have that’s my dad.”
“I heard he’s the dad of 1/23 of the planet”
by Havesafesex April 14, 2022
Get the Sex jesusmug. When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
by Fidget spinner licker April 1, 2019
Get the Ruckus and Jesusmug. by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016
Get the alaskan jesusmug.