n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.
MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.
v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.
See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
Get the Palm Babiesmug. A god being that no one or anyone is above. Baby dude is a cat that is so magnificent and majestic, that when you see him you'll love him forever :D.
by Dude1016 May 2, 2020
Get the Baby Dudemug. Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.
See: skank
See: skank
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
Get the baby cuntmug. by balonry pony November 15, 2010
Get the baby eaglemug. An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.
Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.
by Piga May 2, 2011
Get the baby pigalumpmug. Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!
Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
Get the baby thievesmug. A little cutie that looks very cute when trying or pretending to sleep.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Smiles when you say “are you sleepy? Are you sleepy like a sleepy baby”! :)
He also likes to cuddle and makes messes when pouring himself his own milk.
Him: *yawn*
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
Me: awe are you sleepy?
Him: ya
Me: awe are you sleepy? sleepy like a sleepy baby
Him: (smiling) ya
by Owner of the sleepy baby September 17, 2012
Get the Sleepy Babymug.