Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018

Boob bump

When you bump your boobs together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".

That was sick... BOOB BUMP!!

Let's do a boob bump!

by LingDanc803 July 15, 2023

Bump Day

Bump Day is an online event by What to Expect that takes place annually on the third Wednesday of July to highlight disparities and inequities in maternal health care across the United States.

"This year, to participate in Bump Day (#BumpDay) I'm sharing a study that found 1 in 4 moms feel ignored or dismissed by their health care provider."

by Mark Syl July 18, 2022

Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 29, 2020

Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020