bro job

When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl.
You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.

tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job.
Bob: your on!

by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009

Bros before Not Bros

An alternative to bros before hoes used when referring to male counterparts. In an attempt to make a witty comeback to actual reasoning

Sean: Take me to heaven, I gave you a yogurt 3 years ago!

Joe: No way! Bros before not Bros

Or Bros before...not...bros?...

by Borden Eaglebrand July 6, 2010

bang bros

a group of horny assholes who's goal in life is to take advantage of, and fuck as many girls as possible. probably will have std's, if they don't already. also very cocky and conceited, especially for not even being very attractive.

also a porn site featuring amateur porn.

a manwhore

a guy who will go after anything with a pussy

bang bro 1 "dude, im gonna tap that"
bang bro 2 "oh, hell yea, i want that shit too"
bang bro 1 "im down for a double team"
bang bro 2 "oo f'sho."
bang bro 1 "i love being the bang bros"

by jpmorgan February 5, 2009

Dude Bro

18- 40 year old guy. Some key characteristics are the following: 1) travels in packs of similar kind 2) restaurant of choice is BW3 or local establishment that serves wings and has lots of tvs for sports 3) always drives a truck even though it's rarely used for it's intended purpose 4) plays tons of video games that involve violence or football 5) roots for a college they didn't attend 6) has been in community college for the last 4 years in "business" 7) lives with their parents or a group of guys 8) wears a jersey out on a Saturday night 9) chews tobacco and always carries a spittoon around (bottle) 10) likes movies that are action packed 11) wears a small gold chain 12) good chance they have a DUI 13) dates girls that have no idea who the vice president is 14) wears boxers and makes sure people see them 15) likes rap, classic rock or country.

Most guys at BW3s are Dude Bros.

by vandergoose October 24, 2011

Bro Yeah No

This word (Bro Yeah, No) is simply used as a way of disagreeing with someone usually a (BROTHER)

There is a slight pause between BRO YEAH and NO

1. Man 1: Your Mum is a MILFSHAKE
Man 2: (Bro Yeah No)
2. Your Mum is a GUNI GU GU
(Bro Yeah No)
3. Man 1: Your mum is a hippo
Man 2: Bro Yeah No
4: Man 1: Is you a batty boi
Man 2: Bro Yeah No

by Wukas March 10, 2008

Bro Hat

Slang for a New Era 59Fifty Fitted Cap, or any hat with a flat brim that is worn by a douchebag.

Look at this fucking douchebag with his bro hat.

by karmaguitarma March 23, 2011

Bro Cove

(n) An area, usually a room or garage, created by a man specifically for that man where he and his bro’s can escape and be themselves without judgment—like a man cave without the masturbation station.

Ah man, it’s 2 am and all the bars are closed. Now what?

Let’s roll over to Billy’s bro cove and watch some Sex and the City.

by TacomaBeags July 4, 2011