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durian breakfast

the durian is the worlds worst fart-smelling fruit. just like the stench of a morning growl
i went down on her the next morning...big mistake...a full durian breakfast!
by ^^!$#@ October 14, 2022
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BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.
I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!
by Bbelle October 21, 2022
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Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
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Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022
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vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
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Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it
I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk
by Pun intended December 29, 2021
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Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.
by Jacjoa November 5, 2021
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